Best Friends. We all have them. Someone who
is our confidant and knows everything that has to do with our lives, whether it
be what color your nail polish is or what you have been craving for the last
three days. Best friends just tend to know everything about our lives. We all need a sounding board and a verbal disposal system which enables us to
clear those petty and inconsequential thoughts without hesitation.
This is known within the female community, or at least the female community
I've always interacted with (albeit I am barely an 'adult' and still love
knowing every detail of everybody's lives). I may be the exception, but I am
pretty positive this is more the case than not. Regardless, this inevitability has not
always been appreciated by those I have dated.
Once upon a time I
was a freshman in college and I started casually dating a 'preemie' (a boy who
had yet to go a mission in BYUI lingo). This boy, I'll call him Larz for
privacy reasons, was a nice, thoughtful boy who I had had a crush on but
immediately after becoming 'exclusive' with him realized that I was not exactly
as interested as I had perhaps made him perceive (I was a freshman, give me a
break). Anyway Larz and I were having a conversation about three weeks into our
relationship (the whole debacle lasted about five weeks, for soon to be obvious reasons) and I told him that my roommate knew everything about everything
concerning me at the time, this included him. Our conversation went as follows:
Larz: No, something’s
need to stay between the couple.
Me: Sure, when
they're engaged or married, not when they're just dating.
Larz: No, even
when they are dating, things should stay between them.
Me: Every girl
does it, it's no big deal, it's not like it changes anything.
Larz: So you have
told your roommate everything about us.
Me: Yeah,
basically.
Larz: No! (Getting visibly upset)
You can't tell her everything!
Me: Ok ok, I
haven't told her everything...
Larz: K,
good.
A conversation
change promptly ensued and it was never brought up again. I had in fact told my
roommate everything (it was as juicy as a couple of dinner dates, an awkward
first kiss and a rose with a note left for me while I was out of town) but he
was satiated by my blatant fabrication of truth within one fleeting
comment inserted in an entire conversation of actual truth. Which I told my
roommate about the minute I got home.
I would be lying if I said I hadn't come from a date and immediately gave every last detail to at least two of my roommates and then called or texted at least one of my other friends to let them know what happened too. And I have been on the receiving end more times than I count as well. We eat this stuff up.
Point being, this
happens. And it happens a lot. My dear gentleman readers, I apologize, though
not very sincerely, for this annoyance concerning your personal life. Chances are, if you are in a relationship, you and your significant other are
far from the only ones who know every detail.
But if it makes you feel any better, from a best friends perspective, we promise we won't tell.
But if it makes you feel any better, from a best friends perspective, we promise we won't tell.
Hahaha! SO true! Guys don't understand that we need to talk.
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